Week three. I called a podcast, begging them to help me find the song. They've talked to song critics, music journalists, radio hosts, other artists, but they still haven't found anything.
You'd think that in a room full of song critics active in the 90's, at least one would recognize this song... But no. So far, it's still just Piezoman and me.
The podcast host called me. He hasn't slept a full night since I introduced him to this mystery, either.